Think you’re an expert on all things Percy Jackson? See if you can guess who said what during his many trials and adventures.
I’m not talking about some tinfoil-covered zigzag you’d see in a second-grade play. I’m talking about a two-foot-long cylinder of high-grade celestial bronze, capped on both ends with god-level explosives.
And that bus driver, the one with the ram’s horns. I told you that was real.
We will raise Mount Othrys right here. Once more, it will be stronger and greater than Olympus.
Because of that little spat I had with Hercules? Honestly, I got so much bad press because of one disagreement.
That’s a load of minotaur dung. When mankind first sacrificed to the gods, you tricked them into giving you the best portion. You gave us fire to annoy the gods, not because you cared about us.
I would never do anything to hurt you, but my friends need me. I know how to help them now. I have to get back.
The other gods would never admit this, but we actually need you mortals to rescue Olympus.
Don’t you ever feel like, what if the world really is messed up? What if we could do it all over again from scratch? No more war. Nobody homeless. No more summer reading homework.
You’ll be a hero, Percy. You’ll be the greatest of all.
Behave, you two, or I’ll turn you back into a cell phone and set you on vibrate!
Percy Quote Queen (or King)
Wow, you really know your Percy Jackson. I bet you’ve even pre-ordered The Lightning Thief Illustrated Edition, haven’t you?
Percy Quote Qualifier
Not bad, Percy fan. Keep reading!
Percy Quote Quack
Sorry, we were running out of Q words. You gave it a noble effort, but think about returning to your copy of The Lightning Thief. If it helps, don’t be afraid to underline (in pencil).